Sunday, August 3, 2008

believe it or not?...you better believe

DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS?
I SURE DIDN'T TILL NOW

Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death!


Make a personal reflection about this.....
Very interesting, read until the end.....
It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):
'Be not deceived; God is not mocked:
for whatsoever a man sow,
that shall he also reap.


Here are some men and women
who mocked God
:

John Lennon (Singer):
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:

'Christianity will end, it will disappear.

I do not have to argue about
that. I am certain.

Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966).


Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.


Tancredo Neves
(President of Brazil ):

During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.

Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

Cazuza
(Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):
During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),
while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'


He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

The man who built the Titanic

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said:
'Not even God can sink it'


The result:
I think you all know what happened to the Titanic


Marilyn Monroe
(Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:
'I don't need your Jesus'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment



Bon Scott
(Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.



Campinas
(IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'
She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,
the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken


Christine Hewitt
(Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.


Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus
Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive.


'Jesus'


I have done my part, Jesus said


'If you are embarrassed about me,
I will also be embarrassed about you before my father.'

'Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen.'




Wednesday, July 2, 2008

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Subject: Helping the American Economy



The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

If we buy a computer it will go to India.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras , and
Guatemala .

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help
the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes
and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US. I've
been doing my part, and I thank you for your help.

- Former N.Y. Governor Eliot Spitzer

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and

have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.


The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 yearsold) what he had to say for himself.


The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition"


She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned.


Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling, and I had to smile.


Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself.


But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost it."


CASE DISMISSED!


"A person who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
- Albert Einstein

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